About

I am a Llama, I like to drink.  I also like to piss people off.  I hate everyone and almost everything on the planet.  Some people call me a bigot, or a racist, that is not true, you see I just hate, and then I hate and I hate some more. There isn’t any race I like and it’s kinda hard to be a racist when you hate everyone.  But feel free to use “The Race Card” as much as you want here. Or Sexist, or some Fill-in-the-Blank-aphob. I understand it’s not like the Progressives, SJW’s and other idiots out there have any other arguments because it’s just what happens when you killed your brain drinking Che Guevara’s tainted cum mixed with bong water.  Plus I’m a fucking Llama you morons.  I hate people, no matter what color they come in.  Well that is not completely true, I don’t hate green people, I just don’t want you dating my daughter… Well if I had one.

I spend most of my time being locked up on account of the property damage, assassination attempts, the time I paid a Henti monster to attack god, and other fun things.  Yeah prison sucks but I get all the sex the new guy can take…  Wait It’s not gay if you’re in prison right?  Oh, it still is…  You didn’t hear that.  Fucking crossdressing midgets…

I guess what I am really trying to say is I hate people, and I hate you, and I really hate hippies.  Now get me some scotch or I will poop in your pool or try to nuke whatever shit hole you call a city or country.  Ah… Nuclear winter now that sounds sexy, like a $3 midget whore…  Damn you Jennifer,  Damn you!!!

Also I sometimes write for the blog Letters To A Dying Dream.  They usually hate it when I do that.