Corporate Accountability International Are a Bunch Of Pretentious Douchebags

Yes, yes they are.

“A corporate watchdog group that got rid of Joe Camel is after another icon – this time, its target is tall, red and happy.

Corporate Accountability International plans to host a retirement party for Ronald McDonald as it releases a report Wednesday that basically says,  “We’re not loving it. ” The report calls for McDonald’s to stop using the iconic clown.

“For nearly 50 years, Ronald McDonald has hooked kids on unhealthy foods spurring a deadly epidemic of diet-related diseases,” said Deborah Lapidus, the senior organizer at Corporate Accountability International. “Ultimately the report makes the case that it’s time that McDonald’s stop directing fast food to kids.  Really, Ronald deserves a break and so do we.”

The group plans to hold events outside of McDonald’s throughout the country and wants the fast food chain to stop using its corporate mascot.  The mascot makes children “vulnerable to manipulations to marketing” and turns them on to junk food at an age when childhood obesity rates  have soared, Lapidus said.

The group is employing the same strategy as it did to target the cigarette mascot in its “Send Joe Camel packing” campaign in the 1990s.”

Look fuckers it’s a fucking clown, if you don’t want your kids to eat at McDonald’s don’t take them to eat at McDonald’s.  Fuck why not just push to have McDonald’s banned totally?  Please I need busy-body asssuckers to protect me from a hamburger, OH NOES!  Fuck you guys.  Look assholes I don’t really care much for McDonald’s – it’s OK now and then and I like Wendy’s better, who cares – but you already pissed me off with your attacks on my friend Joe.  Us camelids stick together, plus we had good parties together.  I brought the booze Joe brought the smokes and all the sexy little guanacos we all like so much.  He was the Fonzie to my Genghis Khan.  So fuck you dude, Joe had to spend months sleeping on my couch before he found a new job.  Did you help him out after you got him fired?  Hell no you didn’t bitches.   So to say the least I hate every last one of you shit licking goat rapists.

Now if your attacks on my boy were not bad enough you want to get Ronald McDonald fired too, what kind of sick fucks are you?   The guy spends his whole life taking care of sick kids and just trying to make them happy and you want to destroy him?  “But Ronald is making kids fat”, fuck no he isn’t, the guy has been around for 50 years, have kids always been this fat?  Hell no they haven’t it’s the fact that assholes like you are running around with your stupid causes and not making sure your kids eat right and get out of the house to exercise that’s making them fat.  This “deadly epidemic of diet-related diseases” is a recent thing you fuckwads, what it took 50 years for Ronald’s evil plan to finally come to fruition?  Really?  Suck a fat cock you baby rapists!

Did my friend Joe make kids smoke?  No, it was the fact that irresponsible adults were selling kids smokes and the fact their parents didn’t bother to pay enough attention to them to realize they were smoking.  But lord knows we can’t blame the parents so we attack Joe, and now we attack Ronald.  Are you bastards going after Hamburglar?  What no, why not?  Isn’t he teaching kids to steal shit? If you are going to be asshole busy-bodies why not go all they way (“all the way” is something you have never done with an adult woman who didn’t have a penis and you didn’t hand money too).   Why not go after Wendy?  Can’t have that little ginger helping orphans or anything.  How about that creepy pedophile Burger King?  Oh… Wait you probably hang out with him at your NAMBLA meetings don’t you?   You pretentious fucktards!!!

I know the world doesn’t all love clowns, some are kinda creepy (like your sex lives) but come the fuck on you fucks, while you are out here being pretentious asshats he is actually trying to help children.   He helps millions of sick children every year.  What do you fuckers do other than act like a bunch of know-it-all douchebags on some pseudo moralistic crusade.  You really want to help children? Why don’t you try educating parents on their responsibilities and get them to take their kids out to get more exercise.  Well get other people to do it since I am sure all you kiddy fuckers aren’t allowed within a 100 yards of a child.  Or better yet, just shut the fuck up, knock off the douchebaggery and  suck off a shot gun you degenerate cockmongers!

Now if you do not head my warnings, Joe, Wendy, Kool-aid Man, Tony Da Motha-fuckin’ Tiger and I are going to pay this chick to come after you and trust me you do not want to even think about what she is going to do to you.

Llama out bitches.