Hate Comics 20: Satan Mooches smokes… Bastard

Hate Comics 16: Putting The “Fuck” Back In Toasters

Hate Comics 14: Fan Mail

more bad grammar and fuck you.

Hate Comics 11: The Apology

Hate Comics 09: We Are Here to Help…

Hate Comics 04: Hate Your Parents

It’s Still “We The People Right?”

I’m not buying.  It’s beter this way…

Llama out bitches.

Charity Cannot Be Forced Or Coerced Otherwise It Is Not Charity You Fucks

I’m not here to rag on giving to charity and shit like that I’m here to rag on the fuckers that need to get in your face about the fucking shit.  Look if I wanted to give to your fucking charity I would have probably done it already you cock smokers!  I really just fucking love it when one of the assholes you work for (yes Llama has a job because booze is not free) decides to get a tape worm up his ass and go on some fucking moral crusade for some fucking charity and suddenly when you don’t start forking over your fucking money they act like you are fucking Hitler or something.  Even better when they make sure that everyone fucking knows who didn’t fucking give money and keeps asking you if you will reconsider it every 20 minutes.  Yeah fuck you, you son of a motherless goat fucking genital wart!  Fucking hell what is fucking wrong with people?  Do you fucking understand that the more you act like an asshole about it the less likely I am to reconsider my choice and give fucking money?  Do you realize the more of a douche bag ass rapist you act like there is a very, very good fucking chance that I will never give money to that charity ever?  I won’t if you piss me off about it and act like a fuck about a certain charity I will never fucking give them money ever.  You don’t work or even volunteer with that charity and other than helping to raise funds for them they really have nothing to do with you.  It’s not the charities fault but still they will never fucking get my mother fucking money ever!  Because of you, because you are an asshole they lose out.  Good for you, you fucking prick.

So what since I didn’t give to your fucking cause am I going to get fired?  Am I going to lose out on a promotion opportunity because I didn’t give?  Am I going to win that lawsuit?  Why yes, yes I fucking would.  If some dumb bitch can get millions of dollars of McDonald’s for dumping coffee on her own diseased and rotted lap I think I have this one if the fucking bag mother fuckers.  Am I going to sue?  Well I don;t want to because I hate lawyers and don’t want to be around the scumfuckers long enough to do it but keep pushing shitfucks and see what the fuck happens you slug rapists!

Now some of you fuckwads out there might think I sound like a vindictive prick right now and I might be but you rape squirrels for a living so you don’t really count as people.  At least I am not actively campaigning against giving to that particular charity.  I’ll at least do that, but really keep pushing me and I will bitches, I really fucking will.

Fucking, I’ll be honest I really don’t give a fuck about charity for the most part.  Doesn’t the government steal enough of my mother fucking money to give to crack heads and third world dictators as it is? Is that charity?  Hellz fucking no it isn’t it’s theft.  If I don’t want the government giving my money to these fucks and stop paying my taxes they come to my house and either shoot me or put me in jail.  I have a lot of guns but not enough to repel the attack of the Army division, so I give them my money, and tell them to go fuck themselves here because they still haven’t been able to get rid o free speech (I’m sure they are working on it thought).

If you want money out of me it better be for children, and if you bitch about how I need to “save the children” I’m still not going to give you my mother fucking money.  You know why?  They ain’t my kids bitch.  Take care of your own kids you lazy fuck.  But now and then I give to shit like an orphanage because they don’t have parents to take care of them so I throw a little cheese their way.  I do not give money to adults.  I don’t and I will not.  They are adults, they should act like it and take care of their own shit.  I’m not going to be fucking Santa Claus to a bunch of lazy fucking grown-ass people who won’t bother to go out there and get their fucking shit together.  I make sure I carry around job applications for local fast food joints and gas stations so every fucking time some bum asks me for change I can hand it to the smelly fuck.
I do not feal sorry for adults.  I don’t, grow the fuck up and deal with you fucking lives you ingrates!
Fuck you, I ain’t giving shit!

Llama out bitches.

Fuck You Fred Phelps: Bullshit, People I Really, Really Hate And Assholes That Protest Funerals

“Outrage After Marine’s Father Ordered to Pay Funeral Protester’s Fees“

Outrage, but why?

“A court order requiring the father of a Marine killed in Iraq to pay court costs of anti-gay protestors who picketed the funeral has not only angered the father — it is prompting outcry among veterans.

The VFW issued a statement to its members calling on them to help the father, Albert Snyder of York, Pa., pay the $16,510 owed to Fed Phelps, the leader of Kansas’ Westboro Baptist Church, which held protests at Marine Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder’s funeral in 2006.

“It is absolutely wrong for the court to order him to shoulder a financial burden on top of everything else,” said VFW National Commander Thomas J. Tradewell Sr. “This is a travesty at best and borders on the obscene. The irony in this whole situation is that the blood and sacrifice of our nation’s heroes have enabled this group to spread their message of hate.”

The Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit ordered Snyder on Friday to pay Phelps. A two-page decision supplied by his attorneys offered no details on how the court came to its decision.

But since Snyder told Fox News on Tuesday he would defy the court order, he has gotten an outpouring of support from across the country.”

So the cocksmoking fucktards at the Westboro Baptist Church like to picket a funerals, we all know this is fucking stupid and rude.  Yeah I hate people but I don’t go to their funerals to scream about it.  Fuck these guys suck a fat one.  From what I understand about the situation is that the herpes eating fuckwads from the Westboro Baptist Church like to picket funerals because they think God hates gay people so much he wants US soldiers to die because…  I don’t get it?  What because the US doesn’t round-up gay people and murder them God wants some one who has nothing to do with the issue of homosexuality in America to die?  That doesn’t make much fucking sense to me.  OK so these fuckers are crazy, like moosefucking transvestite crazy.  So they protest a funeral for a dead soldier and the father not appreciating  it much sues the shit out of them.  Well to say the least the father lost on Free Speech grounds and that sounded like the end of it until the moosefuckers decided to sue the father for the cost of their court fees.  Even going to far as claiming that because he got the dead kids life insurance he has the money to pay them.  Yep, asshole munchers they are.  Well for some reason the next court decided that yes the father should pay the court fees.  The judge is an asshole.  Now the father says he won’t pay and many people have gotten together to make sure he doesn’t have to if he loses another court case or is forced to pay (see some people in this world don’t suck that bad).

OK we all caught up bitches?  What I don’t understand is how the useless wastes of tainted sperm that is the Westboro Baptist Church even got away with protesting a funeral.  I know people have the right to protest, I know hippies do it every time someone angers them by trying to get them to have a rational thought.  Free Speech and all.  But at a funeral?  How the hell do you get away with a protest at a graveyard?  It’s not like a fucking graveyard is public property can’t you just make them leave the premises and arrest them for trespassing?  Am I missing something here?  I understand freedom of speech lets you be an asshole, but I thought trespassing was still a crime?  Just because you can say something doesn’t give you the right to yell your crazy bullshit on private property.

If you want to send money to help go here to matthewsnyder.org

Even if God really does hate fags something tells me that he probably hates the Westboro Baptist Church a bit more…  Sorry a lot fucking more as in if there was a one to ten scale on God hate; Gays would be about a 1 and the Westboro Baptist Church would be a 635.

OK Look, I am not at all advocating violence, it’s illegal to both do violence and to advocate it.  What people need to do it go to this Westboro Church of Cancerous Anal Discharge and protest them all fucking day.  Plus call your local representatives and make sure that this “church” isn’t allowed to be eligible tax exempt status as a church.

Here is their address go say hello.  No, do not use violence or attack their homes and children.  Please remember while these fucking lunatics are crazy they are smart enough not to use violence against people and you should be smarter than they are (unless you are Nancy Pelosi then you might be on the same level of fucktard). Fucking tainted sperm licking ass munching cock gobbling lunatics…

Westboro Baptist Church
3701 SW 12th St
Topeka, KS 66604

Good Ideas for your protest signs:

GOD HATES THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH

FRED PHELPS HAS AIDS

Now if you really want to piss them off you can get all the lunatics freaks and perverts from San Francisco’s Folsom Street Fair* to show up outside their church and do all the hideous things that those fuckers do.  That shit would be fucking funny as all fucking hell.

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*  It’s basically a giant orgy of perversion no respectable person gay or strait would be caught dead going to or being near.

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Llama Note:  OK before anyone (that be you liberals) starts yelling about the right-wing and the Republicans on this one, Phelps the guy that runs this shit ran for the for Governor of Kansas (3 times) and the US Senate as a Democrat between 1990 and 1998.  So don’t blame this fucking shitsucking cancerfucker on the Republicans.  He even got 30% of the vote in the Democratic primary in 1992.   Really this time can’t we all just agree to hate the same asshole?

Abstinence Programs Don’t Work But Teaching Kids About Fisting Is Sexy

Well apparently some losers are annoyed that the new Health Care fuck up Bill has money going towards abstinence programs.  Um…  Why are you angry?  Well you see because they say these programs apparently don’t work.  Really, because all the other programs we have don’t seem to stop 15 year olds from getting pregnant, herpes or fucking their teachers so what is the fucking problem here?  Really abstinence doesn’t work?  Telling kids if they don’t fuck they can’t get an STD or get pregnant isn’t the truth, because last time I checked you don’t get a lot of babies and AIDS by sitting at home and watching M.A.S.H. reruns. Even if Alan Alda jumps out of your TV it’s not like that liberal douche can do a lot of damage.  Give the fucker a martini and spray him with water like he was a cat and he will leave you alone.  Look the best way not to get pregnant or an STD is by not fucking, it’s not rocket science fuckheads.  You can even make it part of a larger curriculum where you tell kids about safe sex, or more like safer sex and let them know the real risks of the other things.  Plus when asshats say abstinence doesn’t work they are lying.  Abstinence works every time you use it, the time people claim it doesn’t work is when it wasn’t used.  You see abstinence  is not having sex, so if you are having sex it means you aren’t doing the abstinence thing, it’s wasn’t abstinence that didn’t work it was the failure to not have sex.  The sad thing is the liberal fuckwads that claim abstinence doesn’t work and that it is pointless to talk about are the same shitheals that try to teach children about “fisting” and the joys of anal sex in a Sex Ed class and think that is appropriate things to talk about in a room full of 12 year old kids.   Yes because abstinence is evil but an adult explaining to a child the concept of fisting isn’t?  Did we hire NAMBLA to run the Sex Ed. classes in the public schools or something?

Really they don’t give a shit about safe sex.  The more kids that get pregnant the more ammo the Abortion Lobby has to keep their Murder Farms in operation.  Not only that but if a kid does slip though the Baby Murder Factories grasp there is a really good chance that the kid and his mother will spend years on welfare and thus add to the Democratic voting base.  I’m amazed Planned Parenthood doesn’t just show up at the public schools every day to personally rape every ovulating girl there just to increase their profits.  It sounds bad but I’m sure they would give each victim one of those witty “I Had An Abortion” t-shits that are so popular with the kiddy murder crowd.

Did you know that you could actually get rid of every STD on the entire planet?  You can and you don’t even need to use any form of medication to do it.  That’s right fucks, you can cure every single STD without medication.  This isn’t some bullshit pseudo-science or crazy “I love my tin foil hat” thing.  It is A medical reality that we can get rid of every singe STD on the planet and it wouldn’t even cost anyone anything.  It’s free, you like free shit, we all like free shit.  You want to know how to do it?

STOP FUCKING PEOPLE WITH SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES!

It’s that fucking simple.  If you don’t fuck someone with syphilis you will not get syphilis. It’s not like the Syphilis Monster is just hanging out in your closet just waiting till you aren’t looking to jump you. And this works for everything, AIDS, Herpes and even Chlamydia (or as I like to call it  “French People”).  Now some of you might be thinking -while drooling on yourselves and jerking off to Nancy Pelosi and 2 Girls 1 Cup – “But Mr. Llama how do I know if a person has an STD?”  Well let me take another swig of scotch and tell you.  Do you want to know what to do? If you do not know if they do not have an STD just don’t fuck them, it’s that fucking simple.  Unless you know for a fact they are clean JUST DON’T FUCK THAT PERSON!    Seriously, how fucking hard is it for you stupid cockgobbling shit licking crack babies to figure this shit out?

I think I stole some of this from an old post from T. at Letters To A Dying Dream.  But Fuck him, what’s he going to do to me?  Seriously I have more guns than he does and that is almost impossible to do.

 

Llama out bitches.